Geoffrey Line

Points in Case • 1st September 2022

I Am the Little Orange Man from Google Maps and I Would Appreciate It If You Stopped Dropping Me from 2 Million Feet in the Sky

If you’re wondering, in the moment you wait for me to land in Street View, I howl through the mesosphere, engulfed in flame.

Weekly Humorist • 1st January 2021

Welcome to the Zuckerberg Mansion Audio Tour

To your right - Mr. Zuckerberg's Rage Room, containing the busts of ancient Greek philosophers, which, much like democracy, he destroyed.

Points in Case • 6th May 2020

Anthony Lane Reviews Life During COVID

The Current Cinema: The Zoom Call, Furloughed Guy, Papa John's No Contact Delivery & Blame Bill Gates

NPR's On Point • 18th December 2019

'The Afghanistan Papers': War Revelations From The Washington Post

The Washington Post’s massive investigation that U.S. officials misled the public about the Afghanistan War for almost 20 years. We talk with one of those same officials on what they said then, and what they think now.

Points in Case • 1st December 2019

Quotes from Arthur Miller’s “Death of an Influencer”

"Pop, I have no platform! I have no platform, Pop! Can't you understand?"

The Boston Globe • 16th September 2019

Harvard student’s suicide prompts concern about mental health care on college campuses

The New England Center for Investigative Reporting is based out of WGBH News. Boston Globe Reporter Todd Wallack and students from Boston University’s investigative reporting clinic contributed to this report.

Boston University • 1st July 2019

The Story behind the BU Wind Ensemble’s New Album, Expanding Spaces

Recently, four College of Fine Arts School of Music composers and the Boston University Wind Ensemble and its conductor released an album of contemporary classical music called Expanding Spaces.

Little Old Lady Comedy • 18th June 2019

My Grandma’s New Hexagon Quilt Just Dropped And The Embroidery Is Lit AF

After eighty-nine years, five kids, two C-sections, one kidney transplant, nine grandchildren, three great-granddaughters, and two titanium hips, Queen G has graced us with her boldest creation yet—just when the internet wasn’t looking.

Slackjaw • 4th June 2019

Make Epcot Great Again

My fellow Floridians...I'm here today as your Commander in Chief, wearing one of these wonderful MAGA Mouse Ear Hats, because it's time to put an end to the globalist World Showcase conspiracy.

Slackjaw • 27th May 2019

D.A.R.E. Teaches Hobbits to Say ‘No’ to Smoking Leaf

You’ve heard your friends talk about him before. He goes by many names: Mithrandir, Incánus, Tharkûn, the quote unquote “Grey Pilgrim,” the so-called “White Wizard.”

Slackjaw • 18th May 2019

Why We Decided to Have Hillary Go Mad First Lady and Burn the White House to the Ground in the Final Season of America

David Benioff: You know for a lot of fans, this comes as a really shocking moment in the West....uncharacteristic for our heroine.

Points in Case • 24th April 2019

How I Snowplowed My Utterly Unmagical Child’s Way into the Most Prestigious School of Witchcraft and Wizardry

Making subterranean transfer of 75,000 galleons ($500,000) to Dumbledore’s secure Gringotts vault...

BU Today • 17th April 2019

CFA Student Wins Poster Contest for Zach Braff Movie

Graphic design student Sam West's illustration earned her a trip to Hollywood and a chance to work with noted director Zach Braff.

The Barcelona Review of Contemporary Fiction • 14th April 2019

The (Model UN) Security Council

A satire and tribute to DFW, on one of the web's first literary magazines, where he and Saunders, Bolano, Ben Marcus, Simon Rich and others published their fiction.

Points in Case • 25th January 2019

As Your Unpaid TSA Worker, I Will Be Confiscating a Lot More Than Your Liquids

I’ll be honest, we’re not going to give you back your shoes.

Boston University News Service • 13th October 2018

Aerial Research: Drones used to study whales

Traditional whale research involves invasive and costly tracking devices. That's why Iain Kerr from Ocean Alliance decided to use drones. His remote-controlled SnotBot is changing the way marine biologists conduct research. He discussed the emerging technology at HUBweek's Aerial Futures: The Drone Frontier.

Fullriggeren Sørlandet • 16th August 2017

Speech to Norwegian Ministry of Immigration

Brief address given at a political summit in Arendal, Norway on behalf of Mons Sydness, Advisor to the Minister of Immigration, at the end of the government sponsored integration program aboard the sailing ship Sørlandet, in the hopes of bolstering support in the year to come.

A+ World Academy • 30th June 2016

Nautical Correspondence

Daily updates from sea written during tenure as Media Coordinator with the A+ World Academy aboard Sørlandet, a Norwegian tallship turned international boarding school circumnavigating the world.